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ILUVU.TV LAUNCHES FIRST INTERNET TELEVISION ORACLE
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
ATTENTION ART LUVERS

ILUVU.TV LAUNCHES FIRST INTERNET TELEVISION ORACLE

In a World Without Television There Is No Hope

New York, NY January 1, 2004 -- ILUVU.TV launches the first ever
Internet-based television channeling prophet, the TVORACLE. Similar to
the Oracle at Delphi, who delivered cryptic prophecies to the Greeks
through the pungent fumes at the Great Temple of Apollo, the TVOracle
divines messages for the people through tv sitcoms, news broadcasts, and
talk shows.

In a semi-lucid Wellbutrin-enhanced state, the TVOracle is able to channel
tv messages with amazing personal accuracy and acute vision. How she does
this is through a combination of methodologies involving her blue-blocking
wrap-around shades and the ILUVU.TV proprietary technique called Th(m)eme
Mapping, which uses the remote control as a tool for harnessing the meta stories
inside the television set, channeling, as it were, the samples of wisdom
between the tv scan lines.

Online divinations have begun! So don't delay in receiving your own
personal reading. In these confusing and conflicted media-driven times,
don't U feel U need a little personal TV guidance?

http://www.iluvu.tv

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It could happen to U! ILUVU.TV is currently accepting applications for
TVORACLE 2012©. Do U have what it takes? Are you a HiddenHero,
IslandDreamer, or FireStarter? Find out now! When you fill out our
application to be the new TVORACLE, U also get a free personality profile,
plus a signed picture of TVOracle 2012©, and information about our summer
retreat where U get enlightened in luxury.

http://www.iluvu.tv/application.html

If you would like to receive our full press kit or are interested in
becoming a corporate sponsor please email us at U@ILUVU.TV. We look
forward to hearing from U. Or make a tax-deductible donation via PayPal
from the button on our website. With a donation of minimum $15.00 or
partnership with ILUVU.TV you get a free TVORACLE trucker hat or t-shirt.

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